Official Resume

Melony Watkins

“The beauty of the snow-draped shrubs, bent by the weight of ice and death enough to form an arch, made us believe there was something beautiful on the other side of what we know.”2000 Canyon Blvd #1B Boulder, CO 80302 (319) 330-5826 watkinsjennifer7@gmail.com

EXPERIENCE JM COETZEE —BOOK READER August 2017 - Present

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ESCORT, Purgatory — Escort of Franz Kafka into heaven April 2018 -Present Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh. Carrot Cakes, Toni’s Home — Assistant baker December 2021 - Present

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Anti-Smoker, Beckett’s side — Smoking prevention December 2018 - Present

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EDUCATION Hell, Earth — Indentured Servitude degree June 14, 1989- Present Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore. The University of Iowa, Cat’s Cradle— Harassment certificate August 2008 - May 2018 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam.

PROJECTS “The Diaries of Kafka in Love”— A novel in the form of letters. “Painting With Words,”— A compilation of paintings using words. SKILLS

• Slow reading and underlining key phrases.

• Depression and misery.

• Exceptional work ethic.

• Dreaming while I sleep.

AWARDS Some day the Nobel prize I will leave the planet with eternity, the noun version of it. Money. Food. Water. Air.

LANGUAGES Literature, basic Spanish